Salty Babes T-shirt

Are you a beach lover and a professional eye-roller? Do you bring attitude to the shore like others bring SPF? Then congratulations – you're officially a Salty Beach Babe, and this shirt was made for you.

Crafted from cotton softer than your ex’s excuses and featuring bold lettering that says “I came. I tanned. I judged.”, this tee is your new uniform for passive-aggressive lounging and shade-throwing under your beach umbrella.

Whether you're sipping something strong out of a coconut or just muttering about sand being “nature’s glitter,” this shirt will let everyone know you’re not here to make friends—you’re here to make sarcastic comments and maybe steal fries.