Gentle Parenting Dropout T-shirt

You read the blogs. You tried the calm voice. You even whispered, “I see you’re having big feelings.” But after the 37th snack demand and a full-on LEGO ambush to the foot… you graduated straight into Real Life Parenting™ — and proudly dropped out of Gentle 101.

This shirt is for the parents who meant well but now rely on sarcasm, snacks, and that one death stare passed down through generations. You love your kids more than life itself — but you’re also not above hiding in the bathroom just to scroll your phone in peace.